Could you kindly gtfo? Your obsessiveness, stalking, pretended innocence, and other garbage are not welcome in LJ rp. Take the hint from the many, many accounts LJ Abuse suspended from you, and stop the blatant trolling.I don't think the person who comes into an RP meme and anonymously posts this to someone completely minding their own RP business ( Read more... )

This particular RPer was my first and by FAR the worst. Then again, I was in what, maybe 6th grade and I found "him" on Neopets, so of course this would be my worst experience.

( HOW DARE YOU SLEEP WHEN THERE IS RPING TO BE DONE! )

Your character broke a law while in a scene with (and while in full view of) a character who has been established to be a very stuffy, uptight, nit-picky police officer. Neither your character nor you knew that was against the law. Frankly, it was one of those technicalities that most officers ignore. I didn't know it was against the law, so ( Read more... )

This covers a loooot of stuff, both RP and outside of it. So, bear with me, please ( Read more... )

I swear to god I will rape your cousin with a spiky mace if I see ANY more half assed story applications ( Read more... )

This is a story from years and years ago - some time around 1999, if I remember correctly ( Read more... )

Sit tight, folks. This is going to be a long one.

( It's a long story.... )

The Tomb of Horrors vanquished, the party moved on to a dungeon of my own design- a fifteen floor tower designed to put the rather lax 3.5 edition remake of Gygax’s masterpiece to shame. At this point, I began encouraging players to make multiple characters for this campaign- both as an ‘exploration’ exercise of sorts, and because the likelihood of ( Read more... )

Last time, you were introduced to Hulk, and our groups antics in the tomb of horrors. It was a particularly un-wankish episode. Don’t worry, though- for those of you who crave the drama, this edition of the saga should most definitely deliver. For, my friends, this was the point at which Rick was killed by his player.

The session started out like ( Read more... )

Chapter One
Chapter Two

Last time, we met Rick, the interdimensional warforged fighter/druid. Turns out, Rick wasn't the only warforged in the world. There was another, mightier combatant preparing to step forth, to conquer a place known to many tabletop afficionados- the Tomb of Horrors. Read on, my friends....read on.

( Angry Guy meets the Tomb of Horrors )